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Film Review: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

During the film I considered suicide. After the film, I sacrificed an ant to Great Cthulhu to thank him/her/it for my deliverance. Under no circumstances watch this film.

Thus ends the review.

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