An Outline of Sorts
This is how the future was sold:
1. The universe as we know it is about to end. Bummer.
2. What are we going to do?
1. I know. Let’s construct some-sort of force dome about the city and ride out the heat death of the universe.
2. Sounds good. How longs that going to take?
1. 10 million years tops.
1. You don’t sound convinced.
2. My average life-span is only 120 years.
1. I know. You like porn ?
2. Well, of course, what right minded individual wouldn’t.
1. Do you like sex ?
2. Well …
1. With vast quantities of well oiled, tanned voluptuous people ?
2. Of course …. I …
1. Men hung like donkeys, women of exacting beauty, with great bouncy bits, who can suck and fuck, then fuck and suck again ?!
2. YES ! Goddamn ! YES !!!
1. Now imagine a future of genetically engineered beauty, designer drugs and free porno sex without consequence. An age of eternal youth, where when you get bored of one body, you can design another and swap you’re consciousness into whatever anorexic freak this years cat walk demands.
2. I can imagine that ! Honestly its’ like I’m there !
1. Right, well all we have to do freeze our brain/conciouness, and let the computers keep everything running and building lots of young bodies for us to occupy upon our return from hyper sleep
1. You don’t sound convinced ?
2. Computers. Don’t they sometimes goes wrong?
1. Not these one buddy. Remember, we live in the far future anyway, so these are super duper computers. Nothing – and I personally guarantee this – nothing can go wrong.
2. Well, as long as I don’t wake up in 10 million years time to discover I’m trapped in some fucking bleak Orwellian future, that’s fine.
10 million years in the future, Post Heat Death (PHD) This was how the future turned out:
2. Oh my lack of God. I’ve woken up in some fucking bleak Orwellian nightmare ! Where are my porno Goddesses ? Where is that fucking salesman ? And why in the name of Barry McTavish, does every cunt look like Ringo Starr ?
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